Tuesday, August 02, 2005
Scream. This painting and the one below were stolen a while ago. Some guy just walked up, took them down, and took off. No doubt they're at some rich oil baron's house in a hidden store room, where he visits them nightly sipping brandy and stroking his black curly mustache while going "Excellent". But deep down inside, he is in agony because he can not show anyone his prized posessions, knowing that the more people know about his prize, the more people will talk. Soon, it will reach the ears of the police. Prison is no place for rich oil barons. Poor, poor rich oil baron.