Friday, March 30, 2007

Reason # 324 Why Robots Will Be The Death Of Us All

Robot driven cars by 2030

My friend Marcy recently posted a blog extolling the virtues of robots working for us. New technology seems to be pushing us closer and closer to the reality of robots in our future. Is this good for us?

Frankly, I think robots controlling things is a terrible idea. We've all seen the Terminator movies. Terminator(s) 1 and 2 should be seen as cautionary tales, teaching us that when robots take over the world, we as humans will suffer greatly.

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We can not let this happen. We already have cars that can parallel park themselves. Soon, these robots that are meant to "help" us will gain cognitive thought.

There will be a robot uprising. Tired of being controlled by humans, robots will begin to attack us, starting with our elderly and women.

After every old man and woman is crushed to death, the robots will enslave the remaining inhabitants of earth. They will feed us with a paste made from the dead. It will not taste good, and we will not receive adequate portions. Mankind is doomed.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

i kinda like that robot. he seems cuddly, in a metal-ish sort of way
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