Thursday, April 26, 2007

Hi Fi Gerbil!

My dad just emailed me a bunch of random photos he found and scanned into his computer.

Here are my favorite two:

Hi-Fi Gerbil
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I don't know where this was taken. I didn't have a gerbil while growing up, nor did I have a sweet stereo setup. I don't think I even listened to music back then, or had a favorite band.

Why am I listening to music next to a gerbil?

Young Me: "Hey gerbil, have you heard this record? It's great"

Gerbil: "....."

The gerbil had to have been someone's pet, maybe a family friend. Or it could have been our dinner. That would have been so Asian of us.

**Edit** Mike says it's a Guinea Pig. Gerbil sounds better.

I have no clue where this next picture comes from either.
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I am accepting grapes from a bearded stranger, but I guess it was a street vendor or something, or else my mom wouldn't have let me eat them.

Can you even buy grapes from a street vendor anymore these days? I think you would be hard pressed to find a street vendor selling healthy food like grapes. Unless you were looking for grape flavored soda or some culinary abomination like fried cheese grapes.

The best part of that picture. The look of envy on that kid in the red t-shirt.

Kid In Red Shirt: "Awwww, I want grapes!"

Young Me: "Tough luck kid! Eat a Gerbil if you're so fucking hungry!"

**Edit** Marcy and her sharp eyes mentioned that the grapes, might be a baloon bear. Upon further inspection, she might be right!

Upon even further inspection, check out that kid on the left, and his flamingo penis balloon.

Friday, April 20, 2007

Amy Winehouse Doesn't Want To Go To Rehab

And she really wants you to fucking know that.

She says, in regards to rehab: "No, No, No"...

So don't fucking go to rehab! I don't care.

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You should rehab that face though..

Thursday, April 19, 2007

This is class with a "K"

BTMBRKT: you have fart breath

jujuberkz: you smell like poo

BTMBRKT: that's because i was near you when you opened your fart breath mouth

jujuberkz: oh i see i was pretty sure its cause you don't wipe

BTMBRKT: i don't. I just schooch over to the rim of the seat and scrape

jujuberkz: eeeewwww!!!!!

jujuberkz: at least you got technique

I haven't written anything in a while, and the best thing I could come up with was an IM conversation about shit.

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